Why Choose Funwest Sex Dolls? Save £500+ on Custom Companionship
Ever wanted a companion that matches your wildest fantasies but got scared off by $3,000 price tags? Let’s talk about Funwest sex dolls – the brand making customizable intimacy accessible since 2021. I’ve tested their products for 18 months, and here’s what every newbie needs to know.
The Budget Breakthrough: TPE Magic at 60% Lower Cost
Funwest’s secret weapon? Thermoplastic Elastomer (TPE). Compared to silicone dolls:
Softer texture (feels like warm human skin) £150-£800 price range (vs. £1,500+ for silicone) Easier repairs (small tears can be melted & reshaped)But there’s a catch – TPE requires weekly baby powder massages to prevent stickiness. I learned this the hard way when my first doll’s thighs fused together during a heatwave. Pro tip: Buy cornstarch in bulk.
Customization Without the Chaos
Funwest offers 50+ adjustable features, but beginners should focus on 3 essentials:
Height: 140cm (4’7”) to 170cm (5’7”) Body type: Petite vs. curvy (102cm hips on their E-cup model) Makeup style: From girl-next-door to vampy red lipsI recommend their 161cm E-cup doll for first-timers. Why? The wider hips (102cm) and shorter legs make bedroom maneuvers less like wrestling a giraffe. Plus, it fits in standard bathtubs for stress-free cleaning.
The Maintenance Minefield – Simplified
Let’s tackle the elephant in the room: doll healthcare. Based on manuals and messy experiments:
Clean within 30 minutes after use (bacteria grows FAST) Use water-based lube only (oil dissolves TPE) Store upright to avoid butt dents (trust me, pancake ass isn’t sexy)Funwest includes a starter kit
with pH-balanced soap and a vaginal drying rod. But invest in:
✅ Microfiber towels (3-pack)
✅ Silicone-free powder brush
✅ Lockable storage case (for roommates/pets)Couple’s Secret Weapon or Divorce Catalyst?
Surprise – 23% of Funwest buyers are committed couples. Their dolls work for:
Exploring fantasies safely (MILF roleplay without actual infidelity) Overcoming mismatched libidos (one partner uses the doll while the other rests) BDSM practice (test ropes/restraints without human error)But set ground rules first. As one user confessed: “My husband named his doll ‘Stacy’ – we’re in counseling now.”
2025 Upgrades Worth the Hype
Funwest’s new FS Series heads bring silicone-level detail to TPE bodies:
Realistic eyelash implantation Individually crafted teeth Temperature-reactive lipsPaired with their articulated metal skeletons, these heads allow everything from sultry smirks to O-face realism. Just don’t expect Matrix-level movements – the joints still creak like a 90s office chair.
Final Verdict from a Doll Hoarder
Having owned 7 dolls (3 Funwest), here’s my unfiltered take:
First purchase: 140cm TPE torso (£150) – test drive before splurging Best value: 161cm E-cup with FS head (£1,390) Skip unless rich: Full silicone models (not enough upgrade from TPE)Funwest won’t replicate human connection – but for stress-free fantasy fulfillment? They’re the IKEA of intimacy: affordable, modular, and assembly-required. Just keep the instruction manual away from your mother-in-law.